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Make no bones about it
Car Parks are very much in the news at the moment. Last Thursday workers at Edinburgh’s Waverley Station blocked off an area of the parking compound ready for resurfacing work. When they turned up...
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Totally topical!
Just had to share this – Mac on gay marriage and Huhne’s downfall!!! “… and will you promise to love, honour and take on any penalty points if I’m caught speeding?”
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Situation Vacant
A unique opportunity has unexpectedly arisen with our client in Rome. The ideal candidate will be of previous good character with excellent communication skills. Fluency in several languages is also...
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Witness for the prosecution
When prosecutors recently asked for an account of a crime from a “PC Peach”, they didn’t realise that Peach was the name of a police dog! Officers were extremely irritated at the request and so they...
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Burger Wars
In the wake of the horsemeat fiasco, it has today emerged that Burger King’s Twitter account has been hacked with the profile picture being replaced by a McDonalds logo and a message that the company...
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Sorry … couldn’t resist!
Like many people, I am very unsure about whether the truth will ever be known regarding the death of Reeva Steenkamp and Oscar Pistorius’ part in it. There are more than likely months of accusations...
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More haste, less speed
2013 has been an eventful year so far for actress Jennifer Lawrence … and we’re only two months in! Hot on the heels of her recent calamity at the Screen Actors Guild Awards where she caught and ripped...
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Should have gone to …..
This has to be the ultimate “Should have gone to Specsavers” moment when a silver Ford Fiesta smashed into the glass window of the front of the opticians store in Sevenoaks, Kent, around lunchtime...
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Holy Shit!
The end of an era! Batman’s young partner Robin will die saving the world in a comic book published on Wednesday, DC Comics has announced. Both the Boy Wonder and Batman’s son, the Damian Wayne...
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Who are ya?
There is a US television presenter this week who needs to go back to the drawing board and make sure she does her research before making a complete idiot of herself in front of millions of viewers. Mo...
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Holy Shit (again!)
My favourite news story of the day so far! A man is due in court charged with handling stolen goods after another man dressed in a batman costume handed him over to the police. The incident happened on...
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Dry your eyes mate!
I do hope Sir Alex Ferguson has recovered this morning from Manchester United’s exit last night from the Champions League – too “distraught” to face the media apparently, the purple-nosed one declared...
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Next time I’m coming back as a footballer!
So this morning Michael Owen has announced his intention to retire at the end of the season at the grand old age of 33. Owen burst on to the scene as a teenager at Liverpool and made England’s 1998...
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Take a walk on the wild side
We’ve all heard of a zebra crossing – but have you ever seen an elephant seal crossing? This is exactly the sight that shoppers in Brazil were amazed to see when a massive elephant seal hit the busy...
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No flags at half-mast in this house!
I breathed a sigh of relief when Margaret Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister in 1991. She was a divisive politician and I couldn’t stand the woman, as much for her style as for her policies. I hated...
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Time for bed Zebedee?
Swindon is a town with a reputation for stupidity when it comes to town planning and their roads in general. You need look no further than the unimaginatively named “Magic Roundabout” which was...
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Ding Dong!
My heartfelt thanks this morning go to ITV who decided not to cover “The Funeral” but instead to continue with their normal scheduling, largely ignoring the event. Daybreak, Lorraine and This Morning...
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Girl Power
Not a country often associated with female authority, I was surprised to read that the Dubai Police have decided to assign their latest high-speed vehicle, a luxury Ferrari, to the female division! The...
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Simply brilliant!
I am a big fan of Strictly Come Dancing as it is great to see people pushed to their limits week in, week out and to see just how much they improve over the series. However, after watching the latest...
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